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Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A. A stick!
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Q. What's a koala's favorite drink?
A. Coca Koala!
Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!
Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!
Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!
Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?
A: Me-ow!
Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do You Want To Grab A Bite?
Q.Why did 1 direction cross the street?
A.To get to the concert
Q. What monster is best at dancing?
A. The boogie man
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