Woozworld Yetis: Jokes:
Jokes :D
Q: What do you call an sleeping bull?
A: A Bull Dozer!
Q: Why did the farmer call the cow that produced no milk?
A: An Udder Failure!
Q:What do you give a sick bird?
A: TweetMent!
Q:When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
Q:What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A: The crane!
Q: What do you call a funny chicken?
A: A comedi-hen!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach high notes.
Q:What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!
-I know.. CHEESY .-. xD
-Stethanie297 <3
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